Veni, vidi, vefæx!

Many new smells to be Thoreauly investigated. Many new places to claim as my own via olfactory domination. I will not succumb to the Lassie-faire indescretion of the indiginous K-9- Nay! Nay I say! Like a well-oiled machine, with clock work percision, I will consider, calculate, and conquer with precisely placed deposits of local culinary fare -transformed by grace of my digestive furnace into a well-articulated vehicle of my twice-daily stratagem.