Faster than a speeding train-wreck, it's the Anachronistic Constitution to the rescue! Listen to what one non-viewer had to say: " I was this close to jeopardizing The Republic by referencing the IMDB for the number of pigs that played Babe; now we can all rest easy, knowing that we are free from the terror of porcine numerology. This is the must-not-see hit of the post-Oscar season!" -Grateful Subject of Protection, The Village Voiceless
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Saturday, February 16, 2008
The Bride of Censorship
New! From the Directors of YouTubeless and Son of YouTubelss, comes the much unanticipated Winter Block-Buster! Who will protect the innocent minds of the public from the scourge of the Internet Movie Data Base? The year: 2008, the place: Modern Turkey. Access to movie trivia has brought the Republic to it's knees... the very foundations of society undermined by a river of dangerously unrestricted communication! Who will save us from ourselves, in this, our moment of GREATEST PERIL?
Faster than a speeding train-wreck, it's the Anachronistic Constitution to the rescue! Listen to what one non-viewer had to say: " I was this close to jeopardizing The Republic by referencing the IMDB for the number of pigs that played Babe; now we can all rest easy, knowing that we are free from the terror of porcine numerology. This is the must-not-see hit of the post-Oscar season!" -Grateful Subject of Protection, The Village Voiceless
Faster than a speeding train-wreck, it's the Anachronistic Constitution to the rescue! Listen to what one non-viewer had to say: " I was this close to jeopardizing The Republic by referencing the IMDB for the number of pigs that played Babe; now we can all rest easy, knowing that we are free from the terror of porcine numerology. This is the must-not-see hit of the post-Oscar season!" -Grateful Subject of Protection, The Village Voiceless
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